"Gone with the Ringo" - by Dave and Ross

Skoda Sales decided to partake in a team building exercise.  Below is a detailed account of the evening written by Ross Thompson, Assistant Sales Manager, and Dave Alexander, Sales Specialist.  I think a knock to the head may be to blame ....

18:00 Left work, destination Menai Straights, Anglesey.

19:45 All aboard !  Admiral of the fleet Macklin set sail on our perilous voyage amidst Conga Eels and giant Killer Jellyfish !

20:15 After a reconnaissance sortie of local terrain, admiral of the fleet Macklin ordered inflatables to be deployed.  Midship-woman Chadwick was first into the breach and hung on remarkably well considering she swallowed half the water on the west coast of Wales !

20:25 Commodore Alexander represented the second wave of the mission and joined midship-woman Chadwick in the violent wash of the vessel.  The intrepid pair retired from active duty following an encounter with a duck and a high speed corner.

20:45 Lieutenant Norton drafted into action on a highly dangerous solo mission.  Lieutenant Norton was dishonourably discharged from the Navy for attempting to join the Air Force by executing a low flying manoeuvre !  Admiral of the fleet Macklin cleared all charges.

21:00 After a few swigs of grog from the galley, Vice Admiral Thompson and Captain Webb joined the fray.  Captain Webb was subjected to a battering on both solo and team runs.  Admiral of the fleet Macklin then ordered Commodore Alexander and Vice Admiral Thompson on one last high speed turn bringing them ever closer to the jaws of death.

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22:00 Bad lighting conditions and fear for safety resulted in the mission being aborted.  There were no reported casualties during the mission, although three crew members were sent to the Brigg for insubordination.